after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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