His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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