You really coming over, don't trick.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
