i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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