party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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