He is an equal opportunity slut.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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