he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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