Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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