No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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