The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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