Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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