Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
