I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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