kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
home. puking in laundry basket.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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