Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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