Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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