never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Couch. On fire.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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