I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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