I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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