You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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