I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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