would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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