I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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