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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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