youre lurking in front of me
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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