if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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