I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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