were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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