so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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