took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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