Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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