i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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