god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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