I don't think brook has ever known best
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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