i think my tv is drunk
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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