too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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