Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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