i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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