it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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