I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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