so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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