Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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