There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I can't turn off my feet"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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