I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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