absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My vagina just clenched in fear
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