Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
