well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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