If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
