I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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