Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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