; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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