Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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