Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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