I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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